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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:05
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do some men like older women?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
No way
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Spigen just released the Apple Watch charger stand I’ve always wanted - 9to5Mac
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.